Thursday, September 20, 2007

Dummy Dummy Dumb Dumb

Because I don't have any blogging ideas and because Steven M* is afraid to start his own blog, I am posting one of Steven's recent comments which proves that in ascending order there is (3)sheer ignorance, (2) dummy dummy dumb dumbs, and then there is (1) Steven M*.

"anonamous(steven) said...

the only thing brian does "rarely" is THINK.

I wrote a little hip-hops for you guys

(picture john in the background layin' a smooth beat) . . .

get the bloggin' on
please get it goin'
sharin' funky feelin's
is what we got showin'
a little group of brotha's
has turned this all around
words from testosterone
are much more profound
so don't keep me hangin'
don't keep me on the line
bloggin's a phenomenon
reserved for the divine
i ain't bloggin' on my own
and you can see why
what i gots to say
just ain't so fly
been around the world
from london to the bay
it's go hammer, yo hammer
and the rest can go and play
can't touch this
dum dum dum dum, dum dum dum dum
can't touch this
dum dum dum dum, dum dum dum dum
can't touch this

(at this point i am moving my feet so fast you can't see them and my pants are really puffy but tight at the ankles... if you get my drift)

i keep comin' back
cause my life's a waste
but if you don't unleash
what word's will i taste
that girl is poison
she's drivin' me outta my mind
that girl is poison
bel biv devoe...a ha ha... now you know

Thats just how i feel about the whole guy-blog thing. Keep it real, from one blogga' to anotha'."

7 comments:

John said...

Wow . . . what are you going to say to that?
I say, "No way that just happened." Pretty funny!

Mindy said...

Seriously? He's totally holding out on all of us. It looks like I'll start one for him, too.

Jessi said...

There is no way I could keep up with you guys. You are terribly entertaining though!

Bro. Mickelson said...

Please don't encourage Steven to blog. We'll all pay. We can't edit his blogs, but we can delete his comments. Keep the power out of his hands.

Trust me on this. A little freedom for Steven will only be bad news for the rest of the free (but somewhat oppressed) world.

Michelle Pyne said...

OK, I am slow. I enjoyed the blog down to the part about the girl that's poison. So who are you talking about? It went right over my head. Great rap, though! You can add 'rap artist' to your list of 'things I want to become when I grow up.' Very multi-talented.

anonymous(steven) said...

THis is a reference to an old Bel-Biv-Devoe song. Hip Hop has lost some of its magical touch since 1991 (Or maybe i have lost touch with current musical trends).

Brian said...

Steven...you were 6 in 1991. What do you know.

And...what about Vanilla Ice? Let's have some taste on this blog.